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  ‘Seriously Adam, I’m not in the mood for this,’ she said, getting embarrassed.

  ‘Were you screwing the neighbour?’

  Maya didn’t bother to answer as she heard him laugh some more.

  ‘He came back to give you a goodbye shag then?’ Adam said, letting out a massive sigh. ‘That’s a nice touch.’

  ‘Oh shut up! And please don’t tell anyone. It’s bad enough I’ve been used and abused,’ she said, pushing him away. ‘What would you know about ending something?’

  ‘It was a ‘goodbye’ that got me into trouble with Penelope,’ he mumbled.

  ‘Eadie told me you got caught getting up to mischief,’ she said, looking up at him before resting her head on his chest.

  ‘I was seeing this girl, really nice and one thing led to the other.’

  ‘A quickie?’

  ‘Yes. About ten times over the span of a month.’

  ‘Adam!’

  Maya sat up and looked at him.

  ‘Hold on a minute,’ he said, his arm firmly wrapped around her shoulders. ‘Pen has been giving me a hard time, you know so I needed some… how shall I put it?’

  ‘Sex?’ Maya laughed though she felt like she wanted to cry.

  ‘Fun!’

  ‘I was planning fun with that man and look what happened to me!’ she wailed.

  ‘Well Penelope caught me at it and she was pretty pissed off then kicked me out, which isn’t a bad thing as she was talking about moving to Madrid and … I sort of knew what I was doing.’

  ‘You went out to hurt your girlfriend?’

  ‘No, I decided on a get out clause, pretty much as your boyfriend, can I call him your boyfriend?’

  ‘No!’

  ‘Your lover did. What was his name? Tony?’

  ‘It’s not fair. I’ve waited so long to find a man I really like and respect and I can’t have him.’

  ‘You found me,’ Adam smiled.

  ‘I said ‘like and respect’,’ she said sternly.

  ‘You like me, I know you do. And I do understand why.’

  ‘You strung me along on many occasions,’ she said seriously.

  ‘And you never did it to me?’ Adam said, looking at her in amazement. ‘When I wanted to pounce on you there’d be a new boyfriend who had more money in loose change than I had in my whole entire life.’

  ‘I don’t go for rich men,’ she said, elbowing him in the ribs then smiled. ‘You wanted to pounce on me?’

  ‘When I was really drunk and I mean really drunk,’ he said seriously and fluttered his eyelashes at her.

  ‘You’re such a little tease,’ she said and stood up only to feel Adam holding onto her arm.

  ‘I’m not teasing now.’

  ‘Let go of me,’ she sighed then laughed at his cheek as Adam stood up.

  ‘I’m serious,’ he said and stepped closer.

  ‘You pick your moments don’t you?’ Maya said, beginning to walk away but Adam jumped in front of her and grabbed her tightly before planting an extremely soft kiss on her lips.

  That took her by surprise as she felt something tingle in her tummy.

  ‘Let me take you to bed and put a big smile on your face,’ he whispered in her ear. ‘Or I’ll just let you make nicer grunting sounds of appreciation.’

  ‘Will it be from happiness or because you’re funny in bed?’

  ‘Please,’ he said, placing a hand on his heart. ‘You’re cruel.’

  ‘Why now?’ she said, looking up at the handsome rogue. ‘What goes through that head of yours?’

  ‘I didn’t really enjoy wanking in a room when I knew you were next door,’ he replied, kissing her neck.

  ‘I thought you didn’t want sex.’

  ‘I said that because I was convinced you’d say otherwise. Reverse psychology and all that bollocks.’

  He kissed her lips and she felt his tongue delve into her mouth and was lost in the moment.

  ‘It’s just sex,’ she said, pushing him away then shook her head realising the situation was farcical. ‘I can’t do this! I’ve just been dumped by someone half a century old.’

  ‘You can and I know you want to. Something very uncomplicated.

  ‘Uncomplicated sex with you?’

  ‘That’s just the way I like it,’ Adam said, pushing her towards the sofa.

  ‘We’re not going to bed?’

  ‘Not just yet.’

  Adam sunk to his knees and put this hand behind her head and started rubbing the base of her neck. It felt amazing considering she’d had a few glasses, as she let her head sink into his palm. He started to massage her shoulders and back as his arms were wrapped around her body. Before she knew it, he was kissing her neck.

  Maya didn’t object, she was only too happy to have this warm feeling and he quickly started kissing from her neck to her breasts, through her clothing, and she could feel the heat from his mouth on her skin.

  There was no stopping him.

  Before she knew it, Adam pushed his tongue in between her lips while slowly moving his hands under her top feeling every inch of her skin.

  ‘You’re very soft,’ he whispered. ‘God I fancy you right now.’

  Quickly, he pulled her forward and parted her legs as he pushed his crotch against hers and rubbed his erection in his trousers against her jeans. Maya touched his back and could feel his taut body under his shirt.

  His scent was turning her on.

  She felt his hand pull down her top and he suddenly was kissing her bare breasts and sucking hard on her nipples. Pushing her body closer to his face, his hand massaged through her jeans then her fly was being opened, so his hand could touch her intimately. Maya decided to pull down her jeans so her could get a better feel.

  Slowly, his finger searched to find her clit and she was throbbing at his touch.

  An electric shock went through her body as he put friction on her clitoris and pressed harder making her unable to stop the intense pleasure building up.

  ‘Oh god Adam!’

  She felt him pull her hair back and bite her nipples while rubbing the side of the clit and a third finger gently, teasing the tip.

  Then the surge went through her body, she dug her nails hard in his arms as she climaxed on his hand, quivering at his touch then his mouth was over her mouth as if to hold on to every last drop of her orgasm.

  The rogue was simply orgasmic.

  ‘Fucking hell, I need you,’ he said as he fumbled with his fly as Maya had her legs spread and watched as he pushed his way all inside and started to move slowly before saying, ‘Daddy’s home.’

  There was a strange feeling occurring in her chest as they became attached.

  Slowly she watched as he moved in and out, her thighs splayed as his dick went in and out. Adam grinned at her as she gulped knowing he was very good and well-practised at what he was doing before the shock, and angle of his humping, made her have an involuntary and surprising orgasm, much to his delight.

  ‘You see that sound you made,’ he said, panting into her neck. ‘That’s more about pleasure and less about being garrotted by a middle aged man.’

  They both started to laugh.

  In all the years she knew him, she had never seen this expression on his face and Maya was pleased. He looked too horny for words and she knew she wasn’t in the right frame of mind to make rational judgements just irrational fucking.

  ‘I know you’re only using me for my body and sperm but I don’t mind,’ he smiled, standing naked in her bedroom a few hours later.

  Maya looked him up and down, his perfect slim muscular torso displaying a few tattoos. The man was amazing eye candy topped off with a sexy and cheeky grin.

  ‘I paid you already for the pleasure. Does this count?’ she asked, removing her towel after having a quick shower as a massive grin appeared on his face.

  ‘Let me think about it. You have a fit little bod, do you know that? But I always thought you’d look good naked,’ he said, putting a finger unde
r his chin. ‘What the hell do you think? I’m coming in again.’

  Adam ran at her and the next thing Maya knew, he had flung her on the bed as he shouted, ‘Don’t go hurting my nose.’

  ‘I didn’t last time and can you get it up again?’

  ‘Wait and feel!’

  Maya felt his tongue flicker all the way down, straight between her legs and he parted her lips as his tongue nibbled and bit her which did her take her by surprise at the speed he was going at.

  ‘Don’t bite,’ she flinched.

  ‘I can’t help it,’ he laughed into her fanny. ‘I just want to eat you out.’

  ‘I don’t need to be circumcised just yet. Down a bit.’

  ‘What?’ he said, lifting his head up. ‘I know what I’m doing you know. Didn’t I just give you a massive orgasm a few hours ago?’

  ‘Okay then,’ she replied and felt his tongue miss her again. ‘A bit to the right.’

  ‘I’m not going to do this if you’re telling me what to do!’

  ‘Adam, get your head down and work,’ she said, then saw him beam brightly at her. ‘And I mean work.’

  Maya groaned as he soon started hitting all the right buttons at once. She was shocked by the intensity of her orgasm and put the pillow over her mouth to stifle her moaning then felt another large shock when he slid himself easily in. He pulled the pillow away from her face as he placed either arm each side of her and slowly moved.

  ‘Am I doing a good job?’ he asked, leaning down and sucking on one of her breasts.

  ‘Less of the talk and more action,’ she said as he thrust as hard as he could making Maya forget about her current dilemmas as they pawed and kissed each other, full of passion and lust.

  ‘You older women, it’s all about me, me, me… oh my fucking Jesus I think I’m going to… ah!’

  He was sleeping next to her as she woke in the early hours of the morning. They’d spent the rest of the night laughing and making love once again. She felt lifted from her wave of depression. Adam was almost perfect when he slept. He reminded her of Eadie and that made Maya smile. Gently she touched his face and fell back asleep.

  ‘What time is it?’ Adam asked, looking at the clock waking Maya up.

  ‘I don’t know,’ she moaned reaching out for it and handing it to him.

  ‘It’s seven,’ he said. ‘I’ve got a client at eight.’

  She then heard him laugh and get out of bed watching his pert arse walk out and go into the bathroom.

  ‘What am I doing?’ she said to herself sitting up in bed as he walked back in grinning.

  ‘Three times… you’re a lucky girl,’ he said, jumping on the bed and looking at her.

  ‘Over the span of twelve hours that’s pretty good,’ she smiled, feeling completely satisfied after their love making. ‘Why did we do this again?’

  ‘Because you needed a good shag to get that man out of your system and I just needed a shag.’

  ‘Anyone else saying that would get a slap,’ Maya said and leaned closer to Adam. ‘So I take it this isn’t a marriage proposal?’

  ‘You’re too old,’ he said and winked at her as she shook her head.

  ‘I don’t know what I ever saw in you,’ she said, going back under the duvet.

  ‘I’ve got to go home, get showered and changed,’ he said and lay next to her.

  She could smell toothpaste on his breath.

  ‘Do you want me to order you a cab?’ she asked, watching his dark brown eyes turn to look at her.

  ‘If things were different then I think we would be good together but your brother is married to my sister and we have a niece and nephew in common,’ he quietly said. ‘I’ve liked you for a long time and, in a way, I think I’ve got this out of my system.’

  ‘This was about you was it?’ she said, rubbing her hand through his hair.

  ‘Which means,’ he said, propping himself on his arms. ‘We can’t do it again.’

  ‘Okay,’ Maya said, understanding what he meant but hiding her disappointment.

  She’d been blown out twice in one week. Her ego was truly dented.

  ‘And that includes the baby stuff as well,’ Adam said, looking down at her. ‘Having sex has changed it all.’

  ‘I know what you mean. So take off one third for your drunken attempt and return the rest of the money to me so I can go to a clinic and go forth and multiply.’

  ‘Ah,’ he said, lying back down next to her. ‘That’s going to prove a bit of a problem because I’ve spent the money.’

  ‘You’ve done what?’ she said, quickly sitting up. ‘You’ve only had it four days.’

  ‘I had debts that needed to be paid off and invested the rest,’ he said, with a strained expression.

  ‘You know it costs me one grand a pop for the sperm donation which means I’ve got one more chance in my bank account and two chances in the money you owe me!’

  Maya shook her head at him.

  ‘I might have got you pregnant,’ Adam said earnestly. ‘The turkey baster thingy could have worked.’

  ‘I dropped it and it came, pardon the pun, on my thigh,’ she said, seeing him start to laugh. ‘And this sex session is so far off my ovulation date that the chances are a long shot.’

  ‘So there won’t be the pitter patter of tiny little feet then?’ he said, smiling broadly.

  ‘You look relieved. I bet that’s why you turned up drunk so the sperm would die of alcohol poisoning and you could take my cash.’ Maya jumped out of bed and shook her head at him half annoyed, half amused. ‘If only your sister knew how much of a sod you were.’

  ‘So a farewell fuck is out of the question?’

  ‘Adam, it has taken this long for us to get in the sack together, if you think-.’

  ‘That’s a ‘no’ then?’

  Maya went into the bathroom, took a quick pee then brushed her teeth, trying to get the bitter taste of indirectly getting dumped twice in one week out of her mouth. She walked back in and he was sitting up in bed.

  ‘Are you going to say ‘goodbye’ properly?’ Adam quietly asked.

  ‘Let me finish,’ she said, crawling on the bed. ‘If you think you’re going to be let go of so easily, you’ve got another thing coming.’

  ‘You, I hope,’ he said, grabbing her under the duvet as she laughed.

  Adam pushed her on her back and looked down before placing gentle kisses on her face. Maya smiled as it made her feel happy and she liked him in her bed.

  His face was so close to hers before their lips met and they kissed, the flavour of toothpaste hitting her tongue before she started to taste his mouth. The kiss was different, it was more loving and she could hear his breathing was getting heavy.

  Wrapping her arms around him she held on tightly as he pushed her hair away from her face.

  They smiled at each other for the moment before she hated to admit she was feeling something stir in her about Adam. Then he kissed her again as his hand gently squeezed her breast and she was lost in the kiss, Maya wasn’t quite sure how they started having sex but it was very easy, very simple.

  He was thrusting long and hard, coming in and out before moving faster as her knees were bent to take him all in. Adam continued to do this until they kissed again and she realised he was on the verge so she held onto his mouth, with hers, letting him gently groan with pleasure as she had goose pimples when he came inside her.

  ‘I don’t actually understand what you’re saying here?’ said a confused looking Shona as she poured out a glass of cava as they lunched together a few weeks later.

  ‘Tony didn’t give a shit about me and Adam offered to donate his sperm for a baby then changed his mind after we ended up in bed for pretty much a day. He called into work sick.’

  ‘Isn’t he a sweetheart,’ said Shona, pulling an unconvinced face. ‘And his sperm donation didn’t work because you squeezed it out onto your thigh? You know that’s maybe where you’ve been going wrong about getting pregnant.’

 
‘Funny woman,’ Maya replied, cutting into her steak. ‘I now have to make an appointment with the clinic though I only have money for one more try… until Adam gives me back my money which will be sometime in the next century. And I don’t want to use the ISA’s as that’s my emergency money.’

  ‘Why are you smiling about it?’

  ‘My life couldn’t be any shittier,’ Maya replied honestly before thinking about her rogue five times bunk up and smiled.

  ‘How was Adam in the sack then?’ Shona asked, poking at her salad.

  ‘He’s Adam,’ shrugged Maya trying to compose an answer. ‘He’s funny, rude and bloody cheeky at the wrong moments. The man is about romantic as genital warts but a lot more fun and extremely good about you making you forget the shit things in your life.’

  ‘And Tony? How do the men compare?’

  ‘Tony… I just fell for another wrong guy and he took sex a little bit more seriously.’

  ‘You’re going to bump into him when you go round to see Harry, you do know that?’

  ‘There are other ways to enter the house and avoid going past his front door. Adam I can cope with. He told me the truth about how our relationship would be doomed to fail and he’s not wrong. It’s too close.’

  ‘Hold on here missus. You and Adam thought you could make babies. How close could that be?’

  ‘Adam Brady was right. Tony used his sad widower’s tale to get me into the sack then dumps me when he’s finished,’ Maya said, feeling her face get red with anger. ‘I’m upset and he comes round, had a quickie and tells me he’d like to buy the website. I mean how callous is that?’

  ‘I never took him for being that much of a bastard,’ said Shona, shaking her head in disappointment. ‘Adam, yes, a one hundred per cent little shit but not Tony.’

  ‘And at the end of the day I’m back to square one,’ she said, smiling brightly. ‘I don’t know why I’m laughing about it because it’s not funny.’

  ‘Did you really like Tony?’ Shona quietly asked and put her hand on Maya’s.

  ‘I really did but you know what? What easier way to avoid what I really want by picking a man with no sperm, then the choice is made for me.’

  Maya’s mobile phone started to ring and she saw it was Judy.